I don’t believe anything Donald Trump says, because he’s a ridiculous charlatan. I’m supposed to support him now or else I’m not really a Republican, so I guess I’m not really a Republican. Fine by me. If you don’t like that, it’s not my fault that I’m smarter than you.
If you believed Trump when he said he was banning Muslims, this is going to hurt. Here’s Katrina Pierson on CNN tonight, suckers:
Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson: The ban was never against ALL Muslims https://t.co/wJSgobFywz https://t.co/yTA3f6fmot
— The Situation Room (@CNNSitRoom) June 27, 2016
Right, so… the context is that… well, you see…
Sorry, Trumpkins. He’s not going to throw out the Muslims. He’s not going to build your wall. He’s not going to do any of the things that made you want to vote for him. He told you what he thought you wanted to hear, and you fell for it. He assumed you were a bunch of credulous rubes, and he was right.
This is the part where you try to reconcile the cognitive dissonance, rather than admit that you got played. Go right ahead.
You got what you wanted. And now he’s going to lose to the second-worst candidate in living memory. Congratulations.