FADE IN:
INT. LAVISHLY DECORATED UNDERGROUND LAIR, NIGHT
CHUCK SCHUMER and NANCY PELOSI are enjoying tea and caviar, paid for by the taxpayers they squeeze for everything they’ve got.
SCHUMER:
Did you like the way I cried because of the travel ban?
PELOSI:
I did indeed. Wait, you don’t seriously want those dirty refugees in your neighborhood, do you?
SCHUMER:
Oh, heavens no! The real estate values would plummet!
PELOSI and SCHUMER laugh haughtily.
GEORGE SOROS enters the room, saying nothing and grinning in a creepy manner.
PELOSI and SCHUMER:
George!
SOROS sits down at their table and stares at PELOSI.
PELOSI:
George, stop it! Thanks for the anniversary present, by the way. Wherever did you acquire diamond-encrusted panda fillet?
SOROS laughs and pulls off his mask to reveal his true identity as a reptilian. PELOSI and SCHUMER follow suit.
Isn’t that a scary story. Enjoy the slideshow of Nancy Pelosi lookin’ fancy!
