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Undocumented Immigrants Are The Real Americans, According To The Shimshock Show

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Citizenship is overrated and undocumented is the new hipster. There’s nothing more rebellious and revolutionary than flaunting your undocumented status this Independence Day.

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Undocumented immigrant Jose Antonio Vargas is pretty much the model American, and you need to check your citizenship privilege by letting him dictate the language you use to talk about immigration to your own country.

So sit back, grab some Starbucks, and let Vargas contract his labor to The Washington Post, CNN, MTV, The New York Times, and The Los Angeles Times…unless, of course, you’re a bigot. (RELATED: Prominent Illegal Immigrant Likely Breaking The Law With The Media’s Help)

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