Editorial

Alabama Professor Joel Strayer Suspended After Kid Shotguns A Beer In His Class

Alabama Beer Chug (Credit: Screenshot/Instagram Video https://www.instagram.com/p/B1-BT9lHMn4/)

David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Alabama professor Joel Strayer has been suspended for an absurd reason.

According to The Crimson White on Tuesday, Strayer was suspended after a kid (who wasn’t even an Alabama student) shotgunned a beer in his class. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

What did he do that was so wrong in the viral video posted on a Barstool account? He simply said that he was impressed by the beer chug. It’s not been reported yet how long the suspension is for. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

 

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My friends, if this doesn’t make your blood boil, then you’re not a real American. Last time I checked, drinking beer is a fundamental right in this country. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

It’s the spirit that beat the Japanese and took down Hitler. Apparently, the University of Alabama missed that memo. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

A kid shotgunned a beer in his class. So what? What would the university have preferred he did? Whip the kid as a punishment? Shut the whole class down?

He played it off perfectly. Instead of recognizing that and moving forward, the school decided to suspend him. What an absolute clown show.

I thought Tuscaloosa was the house that Nick Saban built. I thought it was the house of champions. I guess I was wrong.

It’s the home of weak administrators who hate freedom and probably cheered for the Soviet Union during the Miracle on Ice game.

Shame on Alabama and their anti-beer attitude. Something should be done, and it should be done immediately. The world is watching and laughing.

I’ve never been more embarrassed for the Crimson Tide in my life.