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Heidi Montag Laughably Tries To Give Lauren Conrad Marriage Advice

Kaitlan Collins White House Correspondent

Plastic surgery-laden Heidi Montag, who has arguably the worst relationship, ever, has taken it upon herself to give newlywed former pal Lauren Conrad marriage advice.

If you’ve forgotten who Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt are, don’t worry. The world graciously allowed the couple to become obsolete after they tried ruining everyone’s lives on MTV’s reality show “The Hills.”

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(Photo: Getty Images)

While it is admirable that Montag, who has been married for six years, thinks she’s qualified to give marriage advice, sober up and remember all of the reasons she’s not:

  • Her and husband Spencer are soon joining another reality show, appropriately called “Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars”
  • They blew through all $10 million they made from “The Hills,” and moved in with Spencer’s parents
  • Heidi filed for divorce once after her husband spent $500,000 on healing crystals
  • She underwent TEN plastic surgery procedures in a single day

This was Montag before her ten procedures.

(Photo: Getty Images)

(Photo: Getty Images)

And here is how she looked after.

(Photo: Getty Images)

(Photo: Getty Images)

Though, Montag’s advice does seem like it’s in good will.

“I would just say, ‘Love is really selfless. It’s really important to be selfless and not always have to be right. You should really think about the other person. It’s about prioritizing the other person. I think love is just the key and prioritizing that in your life. Spencer and I have sacrificed a lot to be together, so I think we definitely prioritize each other. That’s the secret!”