That Tracy Clayton over at BuzzFeed really knows how to get a party started.
We got off on the wrong foot — she released a picture of someone who looks exactly like her twerking at some cops and then got furious when I had the audacity to say it was her. Well, it wasn’t her and I will be sure not to confuse people’s asses ever again. Now she hates my guts. But whatever. I’m still intrigued by her reporting skills and the subjects she opts to cover.
And today she does not disappoint.
On Twitter she asked her female followers to share a time when they got shitfaced and another drunk female was nice to them.
And boy were the answers insightful. One even included the gift of a tampon.
Here are the 5 funniest responses.
Bonding over clothing compliments and drugs? This survey has it all.
Many of the responses involved drunken women in the bathroom crying about the shitty men in their lives and passing along toilet paper. Two of my favorite bathroom moments were these:
Complimenting a woman’s “tits” are always a plus.
And this is BuzzFeed, so it wouldn’t be right if they didn’t racially take a swipe at white people.
Clayton was sincerely touched by all the answers.
“These stories are seriously warming my heart,” she wrote. “<333”
For you idiots who don’t know what <333 means….it’s an angel number that means mind, body and spirit.