Need A Gift Idea? Here Are The Top 15 Funniest T-Shirts For Coffee Lovers

Anne Kocsis Contributor
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Are you a coffee lover? How about your friends and family? If you are looking for a fun gift for yourself or any of the other coffee drinkers in your life, Amazon has a tremendous selection of coffee related items. You can purchase coffee, coffee makers, mugs, and a host of other paraphernalia declaring the love of everyone’s favorite caffeinated substance. T-shirts are particularly popular this time of year. Here is a list of the 15 funniest and most popular coffee-themed tees. Buy one for yourself or for a coffee-obsessed friend. Note: Coffee sold separately.
1. I Only Need Coffee on Days Ending in “Y” –  $19.99. Men’s style tee is available in sizes Small through 3XL. It comes in 5 colors: Black, Navy, Cranberry, Kelly Green, and Dark Heather.  The t-shirt is 100% cotton, lightweight, classic fit with a double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Purchasers comments included, “bought it for a friend and she loved it,” and “great shirt.”

2. I Don’t Always Drink Coffee…Oh Wait Yes I Do. – $16.99. Men’s style tee is available is sizes Small through 3XL. It comes in 5 colors: black, navy, asphalt, baby blue, and heather blue. Solid colors are 100% cotton. The heather shirt is 90% cotton and 10% polyester.  It is a lightweight, classic fit tee with a double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Reviews said, “fun t-shirt,” “letters made it really attractive.”

3.  I Don’t Rise & Shine. I Caffeinate & Hope For the Best – $14.98. Women’s style t-shirt available in sizes Small through 3XL. It comes in 5 colors: Asphalt, Grass, Dark Heather, Heather Blue, and Purple. Solid colors are 100% cotton. The heather shirt is 90% cotton and 10% polyester.  It is a lightweight, classic fit tee with a double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Purchasers said it is a “hilarious shirt with nice material and lettering.” Another indicated they “liked it so much, bought 2.”

4. I Am Not Lazy, Just Low on Caffeine – $9.95. Men’s style t-shirt made in the USA. It is a black tee available in sizes small through 2XL. The shirt is made from 100% ring- spun cotton for superior softness and durability so you can expect it to last long. The manufacturer offers a 100% money-back guarantee. Reviewers call is an “awesome shirt.” The high quality tee is preshrunk and features a double needle collar, sleeve, and hem.

5. Coffee Shops Survivor – $14.95 – $18.99, dependent on size choice. This colorful tee is available in 7 hues: Kelly Green, Lemon Yellow, Lime Green, Royal Blue, Tan, Texas Orange, and Vintage Red. It is a men’s style shirt in 100% preshrunk cotton.  The product is made in the USA and comes in sizes Small through 2XL.

6.  A Day Without Coffee Is Like…Just Kidding I Have No Idea – $16.99 – $18.99, dependent on size choice. This 100% preshrunk Heather Gray cotton shirt is printed in the USA. It is a vintage lightweight fitted tee made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. The manufacturer offers a satisfaction guarantee and purchasers give it 5 stars.

7. Coffee Is My Duct Tape. It Fixes Everything – $18.99. This tee is available in men’s or women’s cut for the same price. The men’s version comes sized Small through 3 XL and the women’s shirt comes in Small through Extra Large. Both tees comes in five colors: Black, Cranberry, Navy, Dark Heather, and Purple.  It is a lightweight, classic fit shirt with double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Purchasers remarked on the softness.

8. Today’s Good Mood Is Sponsored By Coffee – $12.99. This women’s cut shirt is made from soft, comfortable blended cotton. It is a light gray tee available in sizes Small through 2XL. It is Amazon’s Choice for women’s coffee slogan tees. Customer reviews call it “Super cute,” “comfy,” and “perfect.”

9. National Coffee Day January 1 – December 31 -$13.99. The t-shirt is available in men’s or women’s cut for the same price. Both variations come sized Small to 3XL. You can choose from 5 color options: Black, Navy, Royal Blue, Dark Heather, and Blue Heather.  It is a lightweight, classic fit shirt with double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Solid colors are made from 100% cotton. The heather shirts are 90% cotton and 10% polyester.

10. Coffee Because Adulting Is Hard – $18.99. This shirt is available in men’s or women’s cut for the same price.  Men’s version comes in sizes Small through 3XL. The female tee is sized Small through 2XL. Color options include Black, Asphalt, Heather Blue, Purple, and Dark Heather. The solid colors are made from 100% cotton. Heather tees include a range of 10% to 42% polyester blended with the cotton, depending on the the hue.

11. Instant Human Just Add Coffee – $15.99.  The tee is available in men’s or women’s cut for the same price. Both versions come in sizes Small to 3XL. They are lightweight, classic fit shirts with double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Color choices include: Black, Navy, Asphalt, Royal Blue, Cranberry, Kelly Green, Brown, and Purple. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while the heather variations include a polyester blend.

12. First I Drink the Coffee, Then I Do the Things – $9.99 – $15.99, price dependent on size. This women’s style gray t-shirt comes in sizes Small to Extra Large. It is made from a super soft cotton blend. Purchasers call is “cute,” and “super soft.” It is designated among   Amazon’s Choice for coffee slogan tees.

13. Caffeine Loading… Please Wait – $9.99. This men’s tee comes in 11 colors and is available in sizes Small to 5 XL. Options include: Black, Brown, Charcoal, Dusk, Forrest, Gold, Kelly Green, Military, Navy, Red, and Royal Blue. All tees are 100% preshrunk cotton made in the USA.   Purchasers’ comments include “great shirt,” “good buy,” and “fun.”

14. My Blood Type is Coffee – $19.99. The tee comes in Men, Women, and Youth cuts. Youth sizes are Kids 2-8. Men and Women tees are available in size Small through 3XL. All shirts are lightweight, classic fit tees with double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems. They are made from 100% cotton and come in Black, Brown, Navy, and Asphalt.

15. No Talkie Before Coffee – $21.99. This tee has a men’s and women’s cut variation. It comes in 6 colors: Black, Red, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, and Navy.  All shirts are 100% lightweight cotton, classic fit tees with double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems. Both men’s and women’s versions are available in sizes Small through 3XL.


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